Monday, December 25, 2006

~Merry Christmas~

"Jingle pau, jingle pau, jingle char siew pau,
Tor shar pau, kaya pau, qu pau also got, HEY!!!"

Christmas is a day of celebration where every family share their joy together. So, don't forget to share your joy with your family, because this is a once in a year event.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Famous Quotes (from Five Balau 2006)

This post is dedicated to Five Balau 2006. Here are some phrases, or shall we call them quotes, that is frequently heard in the class:



"I wanna go to Harvard!!!" - Fu Han

"Come, Wai Beng, let's go toilet..." - Suk Teng (both of them are toilet buddies)

"Boo-ya-ka-sha!!!" (with a flick of his fingers) - Mughilen

"Se-xy la!!!" (with a flick of his fingers, too) - Suresh

"Come on, let's trash them with DOTA!!" - Eugene

"Err......huh? " - Wai Beng

"OH YEAHHHH!!!" (with his arms pump backwards and his knees bend backward...nevermind) - Tshek Zen

"Eh, who is hotter? Wang Lee Hom or Jay Chou?" - Jenifer, Suk Teng or Wai Beng

"And then, BOOM, later, CRASH, THISH, TING TANG..." (to show that his uses a lot of sound effects to emphasize his sentences, and I mean a lot...) - Qin Yuan

"Heard this (Anime name) song before? Very nice, right???" - Su Lyn

"Oh my god, lamer~!!" (twirls her head as she says it) - Reshma

"Don't waste my life la..." - Suresh

"I think I'm gonna fail, seriously..." (sounded as if the end of the world has come)- Yun Ru [Daniel: Trust me, you ain't gonna fail, dude, you're smart, seriously]

"Don't because of one tree, you kill the whole forest..." - Yee Tin

"I'm always better than you (in DOTA), you noob!!!" - Vincent

"AHHHHHH!!!!" (when there's a broom under her feet...she broom-a-phobia) - Wai Beng

"(bounces his head forward at every beat whenever there is a techno music being played nearby)" - Daniel Siow (my silent quote)

"Check yourself before you wrecked yourself..." (big fan of Ali G) - Mughilen

"Why you so sohai wan??" - Juinn Uei

"Don't be so depressed la, Wen Hao..." - Everybody says that to Wen Hao



That is all I could think of. Tell me if I missed out any. By the way, I would not be deleting or editing any quotes above unless it is necessary. Please discuss with me if deleting and editing is somewhat important to you. All quotes stated above are all rights reserve. Unauthorized copying, lending, public performances, and broadcasting of these quotes are prohibited.

Daniel Siow copyright 2006

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Life in Balau in 4 Paragraphs


If I was asked to write what life in Balau would be, I'd fail... Yes, it's true, Balau has an indescribable ambience that no other class can bring to you... Well, even if the classes were able to they wouldn't bother to even sample you their hospitality... Take the pure science streams as an example, Angsana would be to busy studying their heads off, Batai would be too competitive while Belian isn't the most interesting group of human beings... We, on the other hand, would be GLAD to tell you how life in Balau would be, but sadly we can't really do that, as I've mentioned that life over here is one of a kind... But I guess that's the reason why we're writing this blog, to cherish the nostalgic moments so that we can click on this site's address when we're 60 years old and laugh at the stupid things that we do... and probably find a specific definition for the term 'Balau' one day...

No doubt, we have our ups and downs in the class, Wai Beng (the evident DOWN) just can't walk without falling for a day, while we have very very smart ones (the obvious UPS)... But every 'down' in Balau is easily welcomed... Wai Beng's act of blurness was actually her attempt to entertain us...

We have a diverse array of students... Benjamin's the humorous dude, Pei Jie's the shortest but cutest one, Wern Chia's probably the smartest kid on the block, Wen Hao's just too horny, Suk Teng has a very unique personality, Wai Beng is just too blur to be true, Daniel cannot take his head of dancing, Eugene (or they call him the 'chicken') is the stylo mylo, Jiunn Uei's the Chinese businessman, Geoffrey's the gentlemen, Jenifer's cute accountant-wannabe, Qinyuan's the self-proclaimed nerd-but-not-so-nerd, Tshek Zen is one of a kind, Qing Han is the queen of gossip, Ai-Suan's the chubbiest, Su Lyn is another example of a genius, Weiye is sugar-spice-and-everything-nice, Yee Tin has a silent charm, Aur Quan's the nicest dude, Mughilen is the cooler one among all of us nerds, Bee Zhen's the Opera Singer, Shahirah laughs till she cries, Siewlin is a silent but very interesting girl, Sheng Yuan has an intimate relationship with his digital music player, Reshma is on the I'll-talk-then-think side, Sarah's the holy one, Jia Yiing is a REALLY good friend, Soraya's the next JK Rowling, Suresh's the joker of the class, Yunru has the dimples that makes girls go head over heels for him, Gim Yen's the new kid on the block that somehow managed to develop a Balaulicious spirit in her, Tracey may be silent but I hear she's into techno, Ming Ting never fails to help us (she was one of the nicest ones during the ghost house prep), Yin Ping may seem silent but she really isn't a goody girl, Kai Ning is the "hot" one and last but not least, Yasmin's the swimming superstar...

So there you have it, a list that would briefly explain a little bit of Balau, I haven't written anything about myself, which is really inappropriate but I hope that every Balau would have something in common in the near future... the Balaulicious blog...

"Ours" truly,
Liang Fu Han